Please don’t come to London,
the Olympics are on!

The booking lottery was one big tease,
the best seats went to the V.I.P’s

Please don’t come to London,
the Olympics are on!

Ignore the tube drivers’ pickets,
the Army’s checking your tickets.

Please don’t come to London,
the Olympics are on!

The traffic will drive you insane,
but stay out of that zil lane.

Please don’t come to London,
the Olympics are on!

It will be crammed on the underground,
hours of queuing until the platform is found.

Please don’t come to London,
the Olympics are on!

Budget cuts mean immigration can’t cope,
but millions spent to check for dope.

Please don’t come to London,
the Olympics are on!

Attempt going to work? Silly me,
just stay at home and watch it on TV

Please don’t come to London,
the Olympics are on!

The site left empty for years afterwards?
Do bears shit in woods?

Please don’t come to London,
the Olympics are on!